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EdRoche39

I am Eddie Roche the 'Patriot Hustler' a simple hard working guy that has a very unique life story.

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42 year old man
Huntington Beach, California, United States

Seeking:
women 22-36
Within:
100 Miles of Huntington Beach, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

A little about me--
I'M A DYNAMIC FIGURE OFTEN SEEN SCALING WALLS AND CRUSHING ICE WITH MY BARE HANDS. I WRITE AWARD WINNING OPERAS. I HAVE NEVER TAKEN SECOND PLACE, BUT I HAVE BEEN CALLER NUMBER NINE AND WON THE WEEKEND PASSES. CHILDREN TRUST ME. I KNOW THE EXACT LOCATION OF EVERY ITEM IN THE SUPERMARKET. THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DO NOT APPLY TO ME. I SLEEP ONCE A WEEK; AND WHEN I DO SLEEP, I SLEEP IN A CHAIR. I HAVE PERFORMED SEVERAL COVERT OPERATIONS FOR THE CIA. I CAN MAKE EXTRAORDINARY 7 COURSE MEALS WITH MUSTARD, WHEAT AND A TOASTER OVEN. YEARS AGO I FOUND THE MEANING OF LIFE BUT FORGOT TO WRITE IT DOWN. I HAVE WON BULLFIGHTS IN SPAIN, CLIFFDIVING COMPETITIONS IN SRI LANKA, AND SPELLING BEES AT THE KREMLIN. I HAVE SINGLE HANDLY TURNED ENTIRE GANG INFESTED AREAS INTO LEISURE PARKS FOR THE ELDERLY. I SOME TIMES TREAD WATER FOR THREE DAYS IN A ROW. I WOO WOMEN WITH MY SENSUOUS AND GODLIKE TUBA PLAYING. I TRANSLATE ETHNIC SLURS FOR CHINESE REFUGEES. I COOK 30 MINUTE COOKIES IN TWENTY MINUTES. I GRADUATED 1ST IN MARINE CORPS BOOT CAMP WITH A BROKEN LEG JUST TO GIVE OTHER GUYS A CHANCE. I OPENLY DEBATE NOBEL LAUREATES ON PHYSICS , HISTORY OR ANY BONUS JEOPARDY QUESTION. I ONCE PERFORMED OPEN HEART SURGERY WITH A TOOTHPICK AND DENTAL FLOSS. I BAT 400. I AM A PRIVATE CITIZEN BUT RECEIVE FAN MAIL. I DON'T SWEAT. I ONCE DEFENDED A HONDURAN VILLAGE ON THE AMAZON BASIN AGAINST KILLER ANTS WITH A HOE AND ABOTTLE OF WATER. I CAN HIT SMALL MOVING OBJECTS WITH WIFFEL BALLS WITH DEADLY ACCURACY. I ONCE RAN AENTIRE MEXICAN PRISON POPULATION WITH RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY. IAM A VETERAN IN STUCCO,A EXPERT ON LOVE AN OUTLAW IN COLUMBIA. CRITICS WORLDWIDE SWOON OVER MY COLLECTION OF CORDUROY EVENING WEAR. I HELP DISADVANTAGED YOUTH AFTER SCHOOL. I AM A RUTHLESS BOOKIE AND YES I HAVE SEEN ELVIS..
i am actually just looking for woman to make my best friend..

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Playing sports, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Football, Weights / Machines, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Aries
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

i like to vacation 6-8 times per year and go on small trips every other weekend, i like to see the world.

Favorite hot spots:

Mountains, River

Favorite things:

Sublime, entourage, sushi

Last read:

USA TODAY-TODAY

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'6" (167cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
Blue, Brown, Green
Hair:
Light brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper, Dark blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference

I own economy-commercial-hvac and Patriot Energy

Income:
$150,001+
Less Than $25,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Not sure
Definitely, Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian

i am of french ancestry, but 100% American

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Christian / Other
Languages:
English, Spanish
English, Spanish
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

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