I am: sarcastic, silly, rarely serious, hard working, an artist, not made of wood, the walrus, quirky, adorkable, offensive, open minded, childlike, an empath, sometimes cynical, sometimes bubbly, often morbid, unconventional, and horrible at writing self summaries.
Match is telling me that the above is not enough; that I must write 200 characters minimum. So, until I came back and obsessively re-write this bit over and over again at a later date, I shall fill my allotted 200 chars min space with meows. Ready!? meow meow meow meow meow if you're wondering why "meow"? It is because that is what I say when I have nothing else to say. meow meow meow. Done yet? good!
To be honest, I got into the online dating world about 2 years ago after my last serious (3 years) relationship ended. It's been an interesting experience, often scary, sometimes funny, but lately, mostly disheartening. I've gone on some horrible dates that turned into near stalker status (them stalking me, not vise versa). I've gone on some awesome dates that turned into kinda sorta relationships that eventually crashed and burned. I tend to attract guys that are either too meek, or too abrasive, I'd like to find a guy somewhere in between. Someone who will be sweet to me, but whom can also handle my sarcastic sass and isn't afraid to stand his ground. An equal partner in crime who wants to go on fun adventures even if said adventure takes place on a couch in a living room. But alas, finding that person is like Goldilocks trying to find that porridge that is "just right". And we all know what happened to Goldilocks, she damn near got eaten by bears! I think the bears could smell her menstruation!
