Ok, here’s the deal… I actually would give up my single life if I found the right person, the problem is she doesn’t seem to exist, so rather then give up all hope I have decided to try the next best thing; match.com. So here it is… this is what I am and am not looking for; I’m gonna break it down into three parts:
Part 1: I’d be interested in you if you're…
Witty, have a proper job, can laugh at yourself, a bit sarcastic, and enjoy a healthy and active lifestyle. At the risk of sounding too picky and superficial looks do matter, so a cute girl with an athletic/slender body with a great smile would be ideal.
Part 2: I’m not gonna be interested in you if you're…
Beautiful, shallow, and self-centered with a perfect body. If you fit this South Beach cookie-cutter mold, I can tell you right now, it’s not gonna work out between us. I cannot guarantee more than a two month commitment if all you have to offer are your good looks. I'd get bored; trust me.
Part 3: Conclusion
I’m looking for a classy, sexy woman that has her own unique sense of style. The gift of looking great in flip-flops and heels is fundamental. Must be well read, traveled, and shouldn’t mind getting muddy every once in a while; however, must be able to clean up nicely for a night out. AND I HATE FLATS.
The above criteria is non-negotiable and I'm not willing to settle.
I am an easy laid back kind of guy. I have been known to be brash but not rude. Kind but not a kiss-ass. Sometimes the filter isnt on and I speak from the soul. Never jealous or overbearing. I enjoy the outdoors and take full advantage of our special beaches. I go boating often in Biscayne bay. I am a good person with successful career. My son is and will always my priority and enjoy family time with him. All joking aside the above profile, while humerus, is my unfiltered take on what I am looking for.
I live life with 2 simple rules.
1. Life is short. You only live once. Make the most of it.
2. Be optimistic. You never know what is around the corner.
Dave
