-Isn't the internet awesome? Where else can witty nerds go date shopping while wearing sweatpants? Nowhere I tell ya!
-If you're this far into my profile and haven't gathered that I'm kind of a goofball do yourself a favor and don't contact me cause we probably won't hit it off.
-If you're intrigued you should probably know that I'm about 5 times more handsome in real life than I am in my photos...I swear.
-My likes? Restaurants, bars, sports, comedy, trying new things, cashews, music, funny shirts, lots of other stuff...just ask.
My dislikes? People who go out of their way to make others feel bad.
-I blog for a living...no seriously.
-My friends made me join Match. Ok...that one was a joke. (See first bullet point)
-Extra points if you've ever made it on The Chive. KCCO
-Hmmm what else??? Oh yeah...will supply shirtless mirror pic by request only.
