Hi, thanks for checking out my profile. I know you have many options here on Match and the winks/emails can get a bit over whelming, so I want to try and separate myself from the “others” with a witty and humorous profile – because that is just me. (I have a PhD in Sarcasm…sorry) NOTICE: Spammers - I will not check out "your" profile on some other site no matter how nice your stolen pictures and profile are, also - I didn't join Match for a 2000 mile long distance relationship...come on, please don't try to play me for an idiot.
Of course I can say the normal stuff - Like to have fun, travel, music, movies, friends (I mean…. who doesn't?) I love to find hole-in-the-wall mom and pop joints for great food and local music is always a nice thing to do. I am a nerd/gear head - work on cars, watch sports and like good bottle of wine (i'm odd but interesting)
I watch Football and Hockey, love to work on my house and cars. I have a wide taste in music and enjoy a good Dramatic movie or even a classic. I have an insane sense of humor, could make a dead person laugh. I like to try and look good, not a huge gym guy, but I do go running 3 times a week. (i bought a car for a reason) I can cook when I have people to cook for, and can demolish the grill with a mean steak. I play Poker, ride a mountain bike to work and love Captain and Coke. I have a great group of friends all over the country and love my family (most times, as anyone can). I drink beer, wear sandals without socks, drive with one hand on the wheel, put my laundry away when done and sleep on the right side of the bed. I can fix a car, computer or the washing machine (not at the same time though. . . .geezzz). I know how to mix a cocktail - not sure how I like my Martini though. I don't smoke, never have, and don't touch drugs and don't drink and drive. (Almost all of the above was meant to be humorous . . . . . . hehe . . ha . .If you made it this far - I applaud you) I like a good conversation, just keep it comfortable/friendly. I work the normal M-F 40hr BS, try to relax on the weekends or visit friends or new places.
I would like someone who is level headed; independent, but knows how to be pampered and taken care of. I am here to meet new people and have some fun, if I send a "Wink", it's cause I think we might have something in common, reply back if ya like, I am not a crazy psycho stalker - I promise. I want to meet new people in the area, and try to get out and have a good time. I think that’s all I have for now, thankfully I am not a Talker huh? Thanks for looking, and I hope to hear from you.
