Whenever I go to a new restaurant, I usually order the #1, no matter what it is. My philosophy is that they call it the "#1" for a reason. Some people might think that is incredibly boring and predictable. I would tell those people that they are correct.
I've had a lot of concussions over the years, which I have learned is a very convenient excuse whenever I do something stupid. If you meet me, I will definitely work it in on the first date because I'm bound to do something stupid. Stupidity makes me laugh. I wrote an entire script called, "Good Will Hunting, The Musical" which is a direct result of the multiple concussions.
I easily have a mediocre intelligence level.
I'm a "work hard, play hard" person who is looking to transition to a little bit more stable "work hard, play pretty decently, but I'm in my 30's so it's kind of getting old" lifestyle.
I am an LA native who knows my way around the city better than most.
My friends are funnier than yours.
I come from a large Irish-Catholic family who clearly didn't believe in birth control.
I still talk about the time I scored the game winning goal in a high school state championship soccer game (my Al Bundy story)...it's not pathetic. It's awesome. In fact, I have a safe in my apartment and the one thing inside the safe is the championship ring. If you are lucky, you will get to see a ring ceremony.
I am probably the best Mario Kart 64 player you've ever seen. Wait, not probably. I am.
I enjoy candle lit lunch breaks, long walks off short piers, short walks off shorter piers, pier walks off short shorts, short shorts, I wear short shorts, do you wear short shorts?
