I am really hot. But of course you have already noticed this, as I am far better looking than the other tools on here. Please don't be afraid to talk to me b/c of my hotness... I'm still a very down to earth hot guy. However, I do get a lot of attention and I can always be recognized easily, because I am hot. Let's say you're in a large crowd, and suddenly notice that the majority of the heads are all turning in the same direction... chances are, that they're looking at me. Now, this is not because I dress in any sort of flashy manner, but rather, it is the direct result of the simple fact that I am hot. How hot, you may be wondering? That remains unclear, and I am certainly in no position to venture a guess.
But let's move beyond the particulars, and come back to focusing on the concept that I am hot. Now, I am a normal person. I have a good career, and enjoy socializing with friends and coworkers on a regular basis. I smile when I'm happy, and sometimes cry when I get sad, I bleed when cut, but one thing remains unchanged, and that is the simple fact that I am hot. Now you may be thinking that I must possess an over-inflated ego, but let me just say that I merely posses a keen sense of observation. And for all of you women out there who stare, I would like to thank you for always finding me attractive, and please know that I am not made uncomfortable by your attention.
What I’m looking for is a woman who laughed while reading all the inane crap I just wrote for this personal ad. So if you have a smile on your face, we might have a shot at this whole relationship thing. Beyond that, I'm looking for a friend first and we'll see what develops. I'm not into telling my life story on here b/c 1) I'm sure you've heard it all before from the other thousand tools on here who've emailed you already, and 2) it's boring as hell. All you need to know is that I'm a gentleman, I'm fun, I'm smart, and I have nice shoes.