Because this is dry stuff I have sprinkled a few jokes in that I find very funny...
(a little humor)
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent...
I consider myself a renaissance man; a Jack-of-all-Trades if you will. I have degrees in engineering and art, and like Michelangelo, have a wide range of interest. Unlike Michael, I am decidedly interested in the fairer sex. I enjoy working on projects at home with or without my partner or going out to the movies, live theater. I love to dance. I dance lindy and blues two to three times a week in SLO. I have, at times, a very dry, sometimes awkward, sense of humor. So dry in fact that some do not understand that I?m roll playing in my humor and sarcasm. Here is a tip, if you are dumb founded at what I?m saying I?m most likely joking. I guess you could consider me off beat and Quirky.
I am always up for an adventure. I do tend to make plans in advance, sometimes many months in advance. They are more like goals really, because I have learned that there are many paths to a goal. So dinner at "Le Fancy" may turn into burgers just because we changed our minds ... But I?m always up to go on a road trip for no other reason than to see a Sunset on a beach I have never been to.
Two Hydrogen Atoms walked into a bar. One said to the other,? I just lost an electron".
The second atom asked,? Are you sure??
The first atom replied,? I?m positive".
(back to reality)
Family: I have four children; one daughter and three sons. My daughter is married and I have ?Mad Respect? for her. My three sons (16, 19, and 22) are with me full time. Since my children are older and mostly self-sufficient, I am able go out and not worry about the place burning down.
Art, Hobbies, and Projects Oh My?
I currently produce a local live show. We do two performances in one night four to six times a year. If you want to know more please ask.
I currently have a love affair with a Karmann Ghia (Old School VW and I have 2 of them) that I have owned for thirty one years. My father bought it band new and someday I hope to actually finish it. I do enjoy working on my own cars...
I am very handy around the house. I just completed a deck by myself for a friend among other projects. I love designing and building things. I love it. To see pictures of my projects on Facebook ID: cybercrashdummy
There is always a camera nearby me. I am slowly building a photography portfolio. If we spend time together I will eventually take your picture because I like to capture people while they are doing things they enjoy.
I love live theater and go as often as time permits
Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I'm around you...
Job: I work for a software company in a technical position. I rarely bring my work home.
What I would hope for in my partner-in-life:
Likes to dance. I have been known to dance in the local grocery store. Must like dancing...
Down to earth-Does not need make-up to get out of bed.
Likes to work side by side on various projects and crafts.
Has her own interest and projects.
Is comfortable in jeans or a dress; Likes to dress up occasionally for theater and dinner or dancing.
Be able to tolerate old VW?s
Has a Tolerance for Star Trek, Star Wars, Sci-Fi and Fantasy
Tolerates the these shows: The Big Bang Theory (Boys call me Sheldon), OverHaulin, Eureka, Entourage, How I met your Mother, Dr Who, Top Gear
Tolerates music from the 1920?s thru the 80?s. I tend to be a 70/80?s rock-n-roller. Boston, Rush, Early Madonna, Styx, Muse, AeroSmith, Glenn Miller, Frank Sinatra?
Movies. I love Romantic Comedies and James Bond: The Great Escape, My Fair Lady, Funny Face. Some how I managed to rub off on my boys. We regularly watch musicals together like "Seven Brides for Seven Brother"