Where to begin? For starters, I am the most klutzy person I know. I trip over my own feet and even thin air sometimes. I am ridiculously sarcastic, a smart ass, goofball, and a goober. Have I mentioned I sometimes swear like a sailor? I love laughing, joking, and being silly. I'm all business between 8 and 4. I take my job seriously and I work hard. I'm an analyst at a health insurance company, which means I have a headache 5 out of 7 days a week, but it's easily curable with an ice cold beer!
I like shopping, tanning, reading, working out, watching bad reality tv, hanging with friends, and spending time with family, including my adorable pup, kodie. I'll try anything once, especially it it involves tequila.
I'm not exactly sure what I want, but I do have a big list of don'ts! I don't like habitual liars, serial killers (who does, right?), psychos, married men pretending to be single, Separated men pretending to be divorced, and players. I also cannot stand people that are overbearing and can't appreciate someone wanting space. No suffocation, please.
I'm just looking for someone that can add comic relief to my sometimes crazy life (and vice Versa), is enjoyable to be around, but isn't in a rush and appreciates the journey of seeing where things may lead.
