I guess this section is for the sales pitch
I am Egyptian Japanese
And no, i do not eat my Hummus with chopsticks,
But yes, i do take off my shoes at home
I like "ice" in my cereal in the morning,
and the sound of my dogs running across my hardwood floors at night.
I don't drive a convertible Mercedes, I've never been to a black tie affair,
and i don't own a single designer label in my closet.
Not that i don't dress to the hilt when the venue calls for it,
but I'm simple, i like my jeans, and I've never taken 5 hrs to get ready.
And you would never find me in a bar.
i prefer the company of close friends and family.
When we are together there are good meals, quality conversation,
friendly competition and enormous amounts of laughter.
and the times when Im not with family or friends,
I'm the girl you see at the bookstore sitting alone in the corner reading, on a saturday night.
Lame?…maybe...but i am who i am.
You see, i have no issues with going anywhere alone, whether to dinner, a movie, or even Vacationing by myself
matter of fact i often take advantage of my travel privileges, by hoping a flight,
with my only agenda being, to sit on the beach alone to watch the sun go down, as my toes sift thru the sand.
There's something indescribably soothing about the sound of the surf.
And thou i've said i have 'no issue' with doing these things alone,
truth be told, it would be nice to share these moments with someone i care for...or better...Love.
So what am i looking for in you?
Nothing in particular,
just show respect and compassion for all creatures...Including me
And have reasonable expectations of what a relationship should be,
im not perfect, far from…so I dont expect you to be.
We just need to be there, when the other falls short,
not to criticize...but to encourage.
Because i have your back, and you have mine.
You should be someone who won't allow unimportant things to steal your happiness.
Instead, we should (more often than not) make one another laugh, till our faces hurt!
And if you find humor in the occasional clumsiness of others...then you're in for a treat with me.
So what do I find "attractive"?
Well, this whole 'Shopping for another human online' still feels odd to me.
But if I had to describe what attracts me (as far as looks) it varies.
thou I tend to be more attracted to Bald men
(Not shaved...more natural, think "skinner" from X-files)
I really Don’t care how great your abs look,
or how "BIG" anything is that you have.
IF your personality sucks, all your physical aspects go down the drain.
(insert sigh here)
i miss the feeling of 'Real' intimacy
the kind you can only experience with someone you have a deep connection to,
will i find that here, i don't know, but he's out there, and Im patient.
as cliche' as it sounds,
I want those elusive “butterflies” in the tummy
It would be Impossible to impress me by planning something extravagant.
I would be more impressed if we were to go for a walk,
and talk for hrs about everything and about nothing.
And if we are both very lucky,
a drawn out moment where we have a hard time saying goodbye.
But if not, then I've made a friend.
No harm and no hard feelings.
(However, please don’t be offend if I bring pepper spray and other safety devices…lol)
So assuming i don't mace you, and there's a second date,
Maybe i could test one of my recipes on you?
I love to cook!
Thou it would seem that the general consensus by family and friends, is that Im pretty bad at it.
which is strange, bc when i taste my attempts at culinary greatness...i feel its quite yummy!
Could my tastebuds be expired?
If they are, hopefully my dream guy will be smitten enough to 'act' like its edible?
or at the very least, tell me it didn't make him feel like throwing up :)
Yup, he would be dreamy :)