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They say we use 10% of our brian.I appreciate your optimism. Warning I speak two languages English & sarcasm.

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42 year old man
Colorado Springs, Colorado, United States

Seeking:
women 26-50
Within:
5000 Miles of Colorado Springs, Colorado, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity:
Asian, Black / African descent, Latino / Hispanic, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Other
Smoke:
Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Regularly

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I would like to start by saying I never knew my parents because they boath died befor I was born, but my friends would describe me as kind & funny laid back & if they don't, tell them I want my 2 dollars back. It is a must you have a warped sense of humor & u cant take yourself too seriously if you are going to be able too survive in a relationship with me, but if u r able too be responsible also ,bonus .moore points 4u.
I don't mind a woman who plays hard too get, just tiard of the ones who play hard too want.
But still I like too think I'm the type of guy who thinks the glass is just too big for what it's holding. Did I mention I am a vergin, im just not verry good at it. ooh squirrel! ! I also sell coutch insurance & want too be an olympic javolyn catcher. Don't worry, my therapist says I feel muuuch better ;0)
I am a master of the jedi mind trick. Well I think I am, I've only had myself too practice on.

Please dont wink if u dont have a picture. Not looking for a blind date but dont mind a date thats blind . Handycapted need love too ;:0) this is a dating site & its nice too see who u r trying too hook up with. please understand i am a single father & my son & daughter come first!!! My son lives at home & my baby girl is in florida. Please dont text if u cant handle the idea of being an instant mom some point down the line for i am looking 4 a wife. Hoping you would love my children as much as I would yours K . Allrighty than. Moovin on.
I don't believe in 50/50 because you are only investing half of yourself. Each should strive for 100% in the relationship. Give what you need. If you don't except more than love you won't be let down.


Must have a real love for god because without him in a marrage you dont stand much of a chance. I am looking for a best friend who will go too church with us as a family. I want someone who realy get me this time. None of that "I love you for the man you almost are crap".

Searching for that perfect drop dead georges blind deaf mute.please know up front I am about as sharp as a marble & my favorite Color is clear. Please forgive the fact that I was born handycapted with a natural immaturity & as I get older, pray for terrets.
On a lighter note,Hopefully u can quote from monty python& the princess bride but if not be willing too learn. I'm realy into movies & its nice when the one you are with is on the same page, or at least reading from the same book.
I would love too be able look back on my life with you and say ," She was my story. "

If u can cook u r so in. As they say the fastest way 2a mans heart is through his ribcage. I, I, I mean stomach. Yes quite right.

Journy is the best band ever !!!!!


So if u made it this far u r braver than i could have posibly hoped for or you are realy sick in the head & need too seriously look into medicating yourself. Witch in itself realy isn't as bad as it sounds now that lithium comes in grape flavor.
Now if u find this profile too be morally & socially reprehensible & yet still managed too eak out a smile or chuckle while looking over your shoulder, you are the type of soul I would like too know.
So drive fast. Cougar responsibly .Take chances. Always run with your sisors. & just remember the light at the end of the tunnel is probably a train.
Ps. I wrote slow for I know most people don't read fast. just a side note I love too cuddle & love a woman who is extremely touchy feelly. . Desperately looking for a beautiful woman not afraid of making love two or three times a day too her man. Im honest ladies.
If you are not interested, mahalo anyway my sisters
Peace be your journey.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing sports, Religion/Spiritual, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Golf, Skiing, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Aquarius
College:
I'll tell you later
ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 7'0" (213cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Bald
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper, Silver, Dark blonde, Grey, Platinum, Bald
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Yes, but trying to quit
No Way, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Regularly
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
Artistic / Creative / Performance, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Labor / Construction, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Retail / Food services, Retired, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Student, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design
Income:
$35,001 to $50,000
Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Definitely, Someday, Not sure, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Asian, Black / African descent, Latino / Hispanic, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other
Asian, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other
Faith:
Other
Agnostic, Spiritual but not religious, Other, Christian / Other
Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
High school
High school

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