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39 year old man
Brooklyn, New York, United States

Seeking:
women 29-40
Within:
50 Miles of Brooklyn, New York, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian, Other
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Single male in boring job seeks whiny shrew for co-dependency, wiid sex, and shouting matches. I enjoy drinking, petty theft, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. For fun, I enjoy browsing other people's profiles and making shallow judgments about their employment and social skills.

In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on the most useful curses. I would kill to win the Nobel Peace prize. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.

You are an alcoholic, man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you are a nymphomaniac who just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me.

My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sh*ty bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks and frat boys, followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in an ashtray blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.

Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 28 and rehash mother issues with women over 38. We may match if your idea of long-term potential involves tricking me into getting you pregnant and keeping the family together means constantly threatening me with child support.

Serious replies only please.

Interests:
Alumni connections, Book club, Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Political interests, Religion/Spiritual, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Billiards / Pool, Cycling, Dancing, Martial arts, Running, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Non-conformist
Sign:
Leo
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Sabotaging other people's relationships, starting rumors, making inappropriate comments, accusing everyone who doesn't agree with me a racist.

Favorite hot spots:

Any bar with a back alley that I'll eventually wake up in.

Favorite things:

Avoiding incarceration.

Last read:

Castration: The Advantages and Disadvantages, If You Want Closure in Your Relationship --Start With Your Legs, Why Do Men Have Nipples?, Truth or Dare Handcuffs or Thrēēway, You Are Worthless, Be Bold With Bananas, and The Ethical Sl@t.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
5'2" (157cms) to 6'2" (187cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Black
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Administrative / Secretarial
No preference
Income:
$75,001 to $100,000
$50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian, Other
Latino / Hispanic, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference

My religion is kindness.

Languages:
French, Italian, Spanish
Dutch, English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Norwegian, Portuguese, Spanish, Tagalog
Education:
Bachelors degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

International Studies, Fine Arts, Foreign Languages. I interned with the UN and learned how to talk about an issue to death without finding a solution. I studied in Paris for a bit and learned how to properly sip coffee while making fun of others.

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