I'm 5'8", quasi-successful, and I would rate myself a solid 7.5 (8 when I'm drunk).
I like to pick up bar tabs. I'm very good at putt putt. I'm polite. I'm not easily embarrassed. I know the difference between "your" and "you're." I don't have washerboard abs. I don't use the word "party" as a verb.
I will make you laugh until milk comes out of your nose - even if you're not drinking milk.
I enjoy the drink. I enjoy the gamble. I enjoy the classic rock. I enjoy the fast food.
I like holding doors open for people, and I like to tell a person's manager when he or she is doing a good job. Sometimes I yell at people in public when they're being a-holes.
I like making bad jokes.
I like international travel just as much as I like movie nights at home under the covers - I am perpetually happy.
I dislike "guys" for the most part (see 99% of male profiles).
I do not care for people who make a big deal about what they do for a living, nor do I care for wet socks. Submitted from mobile
