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Handle:
Classholiness
Essay:
Now, that I have your attention... So the following is more of an introspection (very spontaneous and unedited) than anything else. Wrote one morning, hungover and over some stale pizza: I LOVE to travel! Wait, now this sounds like every woman's profile on here (may be I should make it complete with a picture of me wearing a wool hat with the Eiffel Tower behind me, lol! No offense to all of you who have pictures with that great monument, and wool hats). I have traveled a lot in the last few years and I take pride in not the touristy or the artsy exploits but the exploration of what the locals do. Confused? Well, for example, where do the locals eat in NYC, what is the best happy hour place in Paris where the natives go for Aperitif, what range do people in Geneva drive to in the Swiss Alps to ski (or do they actually go to the French side?) and where is the best night life in Tel Aviv downtown? and wait...where is the best American Bar in Dublin? (sorry, couldn't help but sneak in that one) I have more, but I really don't think that anyone is reading..... I have a sense of humor, a very sarcastic, sometimes dry, mostly entertaining and rarely offensive sense of humor. I have learned to curb it in a professional environment, well almost! I am active...I try to workout 4-5 times a week to keep in a decent shape (relative term...no claims...You will see me play tennis, fully clothed, with the best but you will also see me play volleyball, half naked, but intimidated by the speedo men..no offense to...wait, I hope they are not reading..) Wine: I know some of you will make me feel like merely an aficionado when in most settings I can pull of a connoisseur with much ease! I try to go wine tasting every season...hoping to find someone to accompany me to the various events I go to every year!! especially the Russian River Wine Road... ??????: Is the tentative title of a book that I am writing. It is my first attempt at putting on paper my thoughts and fictions in my mind, the comical and the cynical alike..I am done with two chapters and aim to finish the book by the end of the year. Who I wanna be with? The quintessential elite...the woman who dazzles all my senses (does that sound gay?hmmmmm)...the woman who i feel the utmost lust and desire for...the woman who is intellectual enough to keep up with the humor and teach me a thing or two when I assume superiority in vain....the woman who is as soothing to my heart as she is to my eyes....the woman who can take a joke and make a few......to be continued!
Gender:
Male
City:
Bethesda
State:
Maryland