Good looking, successful, thin, toned body. Young enough to do it, and old enough to do it right. I'm lots of fun and I'm a hilariously sexy beast, but I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. Also, I'm intelligent and well educated looking for someone that can keep my interest.
I'm also a GOD in BED... I can sleep for well over 8 hours when allowed.
What I'm looking for...
If I had to write a newspaper personal ad, it would read like this:
Handsome, sarcastically funny, intellectual seeks beautiful woman in long term committed relationship for purposes of making boyfriend/husband insanely jealous to secure diamonds, jaguars, new home in prestige area or beach front property. Multi orgasm training included at no charge.
OK... Awaiting Emails... Ready, set, GOOOO!
(Yes, I'm sarcastic... In case you're the type that couldn't figure that out. But then again, if you couldn't... I'd suggest moving along to the next profile.)
