Round two for online dating, wheeeee! So here we go…
I believe that neither Facebook nor karaoke should be taken seriously. I am neat but not obsessive, and it would be nice if you were in the same ballpark. I wish I could say that I love to cook, but the truth is that I really just love to eat. So if YOU love to cook, then we’d be a perfect match, because I would eat the hell outta your food (although this is not a necessity, as I would never expect somebody else to do something I'm not a fan of doing myself). The way to my heart is absolutely through my stomach, and if you were to ever show up on my doorstep with a pint of ice cream for no reason then oh my god you are so sexy. All that said, I do try to maintain a healthy lifestyle and working out and eating right (most of the time) are very important to me. It should be important to you, too, because otherwise I will just sit around worrying about your blood pressure and that would not be fun for either of us. People often think I’m younger than I am, mostly because I am high energy and also because I moisturize. I’m outdoorsy and athletic-y. I love movies. I know nothing about video games. I am an avid reader…so please use proper spelling and punctuation when you write to me because I am quietly judging you. If you don’t know the difference between your-you’re, its-it’s and there-their-they’re, do not write me—I am not joking. “Accountability” and “integrity” are two of my favorite words, so if you say you are going to do something, please do it, and if you can’t, then at least just be in communication about it. I promise you I hold myself to the same standards. And while this sounds kind of alcoholic-y of me, it would be nice if you drank at least occasionally, because there is just something really lovely about being able to sit quietly and enjoy a glass of wine with somebody…
