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Handle:
Chappers
Essay:
What can I say I love long walks on the beach, beautiful sunsets, and rollerblading in tight spandex? I’m from "South Africa" and no this is not "AFRICA" there is a huge difference, it’s a country on the African Continent. I don’t have a pet Lion and don’t ride my Rhino to work. I live and work all over the Med the Caribbean and the States. Im currently working on opening my own business next year. I’m already losing hair…seriously! I love life, and try living it to the fullest. I love laughing and making people laugh. I don’t take life too seriously but take my goals, business ideas and challenges ahead very seriously. (Gosh this sounds retarded) bla bla bla, anyway lets continue vomiting up crap about me. I have a HUGE family who mean everything to me so Im always around kids...I want a few, well atleast enough for a four ball! I am blessed to have such an amazing collection of people in my life. I come from a big family of woman, blessing and a curse. SO I know most of your secrets. LIKE GIRLS DO FART, this myth that it just evaporates like pixie dust and smells like roses crap needs to be stopped! STOP lying to us poor men, when it eventually does happen we'd rather be prepared than horrified when it does. There, it needed to be said! I’m ok with this; just don’t drop one if we land up going on a date. I do like girls that are girls and not one of the “boys”! I have a passion for any sport where there’s a board under my feet or involves high speeds and adrenaline. I’ve played sports my whole life and will until my third plastic hip gives out or I’m to old and have forgotten how to walk! I grew up cooking with my Dad in the kitchen, I have a serious passion for cooking. Give me a beer and leave me in the Kitchen for an hour after a long day and you'll thank me for it later! I wear a speedo when I’m training, well swim training at least. I try and save anything that’s drowning. I genuinely feel horrible for killing anything. BUT I love a big juicy steak…Go figure? I hate guns! I love rainbows and fairy’s and Unicorns and the world...puke! Right that’s enough of that horseshit! I’m way more fun in person anyway! Just say Hi if you think we'll hit it off and you got my joke about me rollerblading in tight spandex...Cheers!
Gender:
Male
City:
Miami
State:
Florida