Let's cover the important stuff first: I'm friendly, I'm bright and I love to laugh. I'm looking for someone smart, thoughtful and funny.
Here is some less important stuff: I actually have strawberry blonde hair (not blonde, as noted below, and not red, as noted on my driver's license). I get startled extremely easily, it drives my four siblings nuts. I prefer to drink things with a straw. I've lived in Cleveland, OH (where I grew up), Cambridge, MA (where I went to school), and NYC (where I hope you live). I think Arrested Development is the greatest show of all time, and I could not be more excited for the upcoming revival (which I plan to watch on my brother's friend's Netflix account). I've never written so many sentences in a row that start with 'I.' Why stop now? I suppose this is what it would look like if I kept a journal. I prefer to write non-professional missives in a stream-of-conscious sort of way. I'm told that it's quite difficult to read/follow these thoughts. I'm not really looking to change that now.
Here are some non 'I' sentences (but they're still about me): the vast majority of pictures on my phone consist of my family's two dogs doing cute things. Two years ago I discovered that I'm insanely good at the limbo. If vegetables weren't good for me, I would only eat artichokes and sweet potatoes (and yes, sweet potatoes are definitely a vegetable).
You should message me if: you can make me laugh, you enjoy bopping around the city, or if you have Netflix.