Looking for someone who'll trigger the surge of oxytocin, dopamine endorphins known as head over heels l'amour! My best friend and her hubby met on here about 10 years ago and I figure it's worth a shot.
Folks who know me best love my silliness,sass, smarts and cookin.'
I've learned that 5 minutes on the phone trumps 5 emails (I'm a bit old school like that). So, if I give ya my number it simply means call :) Don't worry, I won't bite............hard. Reading a huge dating "resume," conveys less to me than if we converse.
Ahh yes, and it'll save us both time if you definitely want kids, because I have one already (I'd like more), my babe lives with me-- and there's no changing that until he's off to college, clown school or whatever he decides...
Pretty please with sugar on top don't send an email if:
1. You're over 50 (your fake age or your real age)--you can probably out charm two 25 year olds, but I'll have to pass...
2. If you're looking for a quick --expletive-- (hint: starts with an eefffffffffff ends with an uuuck...). I know we're all on different sides of the dating pool, but I'm swimming on the side where I'd like to take the plunge and --expletive-- with someone over and over again for years to come...
3. If you're stuck on an ex girl...or boy :)~
