Sometimes natural selection requires a nudge...
Most people think I look about 5 years younger. Apparently the preservatives in beer slow the aging process.
I have taken "Swing Dance" lessons and I don't have a problem pulling a woman out on the dance floor.
Jug's Pub in Elizabeth, IL makes the best bar food! FYI
Fine dining is fun but I have only found a couple places that can actually make better food than Portillo's restaurants. I make the best steak, seafood and ribs on the grill without the mystery. I think that the Vegas MGM has the best Buffet.
Who I'm looking for....
1.) Great kisser
2.) Great figure (no string beans or lunch boxes)
3.) Great Credit Score
4.) Must have at least attempted college, even a cosmetology school of some sort. GED or less = move along...
Other Helpful skills for bonus points
Can you make a water balloon and throw it accurately?
Great chef or baking skills (I can run the grill) ha ha
Back a 30' boat in a landing with 5 people waiting in line?
Light a bonfire?
Work a GPS?
Do you have a motorcycle license or enjoy riding one?
