Oh Hi! I didn't see you there! welcome to my online dating profile! I think you'll enjoy it here, it's cozy and everything smells of rich mahogany. :)
Listing of things I enjoy COMMENCE!
I love music, I'm a touring musician, I've been playing guitar for 20 years, I love listening to old vinyl records. I love my dog. I love good food. I love making people laugh and am always quick with a joke, even if its totally stupid and no one laughs but me. I love to laugh and get lost in a good conversation. I love drinking mimosa's by a pool on a hot day when the rare occasion comes along that I have nothing to do. I love taking super long hot showers and lay in the bottom of the tub (yup I do that) despite that I know I should be conserving water. I love to cook. and I love being in bed. I love beer. So much. If you don't love beer, bread, pizza and chocolate.... you're a communist!
I hate selfish/entitled people. I hate people that are into the whole "hollywood" thing (nope... I totally DO NOT care who you know, who you work for/with, or what party you went to) I hate bloody/scary movies. I hate hitting my elbow on stuff. I hate sneezing (especially while driving a car) I hate when I know I need to go shopping and there's nothing in my fridge but still go look anyways. I hate halloween (yep.. said it... sorry... the smell of fog machines, fake blood, latex masks coupled with people walking around looking all mangled skeeves me out... that and everyone going "what do you MEEEEEAN you don't like halloween, what are you stupid??!" ... ugh..)
Well that's about it, hope you enjoyed, please make sure ya close the door on your way out!