What's shakin' Match Bettys!
How do I start...here's some random factoids:
I will not send you a picture of my abs.
I will not take longer than you to get ready.
I know the difference between your & you're; there, their & they're; aaaaaaaand mahogany & monogamy (although both deal with wood on some level).
I will pay for every...yes every date as I am a tad old school about that.
I will open your car door (but probably until I win you over, then you're on your own)...proved the your/you're comment above.
I will make you want to bake me brownies one minute and the next want to throw the pan at me.
I will hold your purse for you (although I'll probably act flamboyantly gay and try to embarrass you).
I will make you laugh.
I will try not to make you cry...but I am a man so no promises there.
That being said...here's a little about me: I'm a uniquely normal guy who loves to laugh, enjoys life and am always a glass half full kind of guy. I am sarcastic by nature and will warn you now that there is no off button. I am dedicated to my work and work very hard to be successful. Because of this, I take full advantage of my days off. Whether its going to a play at The Globe or playing beer pong and barbecuing in my back yard, I love life and am riding it til the wheels fall off! I'm on Match to hopefully find someone who enjoys my company as much as I enjoy hers. Someone who can be a rockstar out on the town with me one night and a couch potato with me the next night and have just as much fun either way. Okay, that's a start...commence winking ;-)
