I am told I have a sparkling sense of humor. It may not appear at first.... but give it time - it'll shine through. (I'm a huge fan of Adam Carolla, South Park and 80s comedies to give you an idea of my sense of humor.)
I spent my Monday night debating the logistics of the All Valley Tournament from "The Karate Kid," including how the bracketing worked and how many kids participated. Yes, my life is that exciting!
I am shy at first, but warm up pretty quickly...
I sometimes stick my foot in my mouth - so if I say something stupid, don't take it personally - it's just par for the course.
I don't like hippies.
I love bacon.
I am adept at talking about sports, movies, tv or anything pop culture related. I'm not a couch potato - those are just things I enjoy discussing. I don't really consider them guilty pleasures. I feel no remorse for watching them.
I do enjoy physical activities like hiking, golf and basketball! Or just a walk around the park.
When I get drunk, I get passionate about karaoke.
I would put down that I love to have fun and travel, but who doesn't love those things? A depressed hermit?
I've seen every episode of Saved By the Bell. Multiple times. Enough times to where the exploits of the Bayside crew are much clearer in my mind than my own exploits from high school. That's actually probably really sad.
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I'm looking for someone:
Who is just as comfortable going to a bar as they are staying in and playing board games.
Likes sports or at least tolerates me watching sports. (You don't have to be a sports junkie.)
Isn't afraid to be affectionate...
Isn't afraid to act stupid sometimes...
Looking for something that could last more than just a week...
Hopefully, you don't take yourself too seriously.
We don't have to have everything in common. Differences are good. Ultimately, we should compliment each other.
If you have any questions, feel free to message!