I have the most fantastic news! I just heard that 44 is the new 30!! So if you're in your 30's or 40's and are looking for a younger guy, that's me! If you're 28 or 29 and are looking for a slightly older guy who is much more mature than your last 30 year old boyfriend, well that's me too! This is truly my lucky day!
I know what you're thinking. That last guy you looked at was kind of cute and he was ACTUALLY 30. Well i know that guy! He can't spell "supposedly" and he'll take you to "Five Napkin Burger" after you tell him you're a vegetarian. He wears shirts that are missing several buttons and is constantly distracted by his own muscles.
Now do you want a nice, kind, warm, romantic, fun, athletic publisher you can cuddle up next to and who will speak any romance language to you on command or do you want that guy in the French bikini?
Really? Wait, before you go please allow me to speak about my muscles then...Well i need them for baseball, basketball, football, tennis and for workouts. I need them to hold the door open for you and they are absolutely essential for carrying you to safety when being attacked by jellyfish on the Italian Riviera. So don't go assuming I'm just a guy who can form a complete sentence!