Time to be creative, so let's see, where should I start about myself. Oh! I got it! How about with where everything started, in the yoke sac. My life into this world began unexpectedly. As I was being soothed to sleep by the warm and cozy amniotic fluids, in comes a harsh piercing bright light that engulfs me. This was followed by a pair of blue tentacles that grabbed hold of me and pulled me out of my cozy surroundings and into the harsh white light. I struggled and squirmed but finally succumbed to the powerful grasp of the almighty tentacles, I let out a wail in defeat and instantly felt a stinging pain coming from my rear end as one of the tentacles struck my bare bottoms.
Then just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, my life line, that precious tube where all that yummy substance originated from was ruthlessly dismembered from my body. Just when I thought that my short and wonderful existence was coming to an end, I was wrapped in something white that felt soft and magnificent. As my eyes begin to adjust, I was able to focus more clearly on my strange surroundings, I saw a woman holding me and smiling down on me. It was at that moment that I realized that everything was going to be just fine. And that is the epic tale of how I came into this world.
Now that I have your attention, I shall tell you what makes me, me. I'm a simple person, not simple minded though. I enjoy the simple things in life. I have fun in all settings and I am a believer that it is your own fault if you are bored. I'm silly and witty and enjoy the occasional bantering. I can be humorously sarcastic at times. My mischievous side will come creeping out on occasions as well, so watch out. I'm also an expert at watching people walk, it comes with the profession.
I am passionate about what I do and am very ambitious about it (ask if you would like to know what that is). I feel that this is getting long, most people don't really read this anyway, they go straight to the pictures and if they like the pictures, then maybe they'll skim this section briefly. So I can write, you are being brainwashed by reading my summary and send your money to my paypal and no one would even notice. I'm about to become a wealthy man. If you want to know more about me, myself, and I, just holla.
So now that I've described a little about myself, it's time to give you an idea of what I am looking for in a mate. It's always hard for me write it down because I feel that you can't really feel that connection until you meet in person. So I'll give it my best shot. First of all, I believe that honest, straightforward communication is vital to a successful relationship, so I am looking for someone that's open, honest, and don't play any games. Since I like to be funny, I want someone that has a good sense of humor and won't take things personally or get insulted by my playful teases. I enjoy nature and the outdoors and hope that my mate does as well.
