You should be hotsexy, smart, funny, tall, healthy... I need you to have a body that makes my mouth drop & my tail turn into a spring & bounce me around like a cartoon. You should be made from the finest human engineering I mean like no cousin on cousin stuff (which means you can't be a hillbilly... or royalty for that matter!) Shabam! I need some good looking eye candy for this here arm. Oh & I need you to have a good heart too! Ok? ....fudge there goes 98% of you! Well 2% im waiting to hear from you! I guess I'll have to let some uglies in. Truth be told though I'm not into overweight men. I'm not into sexy douche bags either. I'd like to find an attractive man with substance that can make me laugh.
I love to joke around, Ive traveled to the real world & it's boring as fuq, Id rather just be honest & tell you im mature enough to know, but wise enough to not care about the things that society will have you on your knees for, life is to be enjoyed my dear acquaintances. :) That by no means, means that I live in a tree hut & piss on my dirt floors! It just means Im centered that's all :) But if I had a tree hut, just so you know, I wouldnt piss on my dirt floors, I'd
visit my neighbor & piss on his dirt floors :D Yes I can be classy but that is the fake me, I will not be classy on this profile for I want you to see the real me.
I love music, I write music... I love concerts
I love to cook, bake & a whole bunch of other shi... (I dont talk like this around peoples grandma's FYI) :)
I hate chick gossip, I wont ask you if my dress makes my butt look too big, are you serious? I prefer it that way (within reason) naturally!!!
I like to do athletic things but im so crappy at them! I found myself on a softball team this summer, it has been a humbling exp. lmao & a fun one too!
I am a widow. I also have a son, a rad one! However, I'm not tied down, in fact I probably vacation more than you. Adult time is super important & I am blessed to have a support system that is accepting of that!
Im prior service so if you are too, we would def have something to chat about... as long as you dont have a buz cut & a twitching vainy eye ball :D lol jk
