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Handle:
BeThEv
Essay:
I love food and hate writing long, detailed prose about myself. Combining these two characteristics seemed totally (TOTALLY!) logical, So for your reading pleasure, a recipe of me! A few parts pop culture junkie (Best Parts Ever) A bunch of hilarious parts comedian Some niche parts business guru Several chivalrous gentleman parts A dash of intellectual A dolup of foodie A guzzle of Giants football fanatic A drop of a drinker A pat of a techie Easy recipe, layers of flavor. If this was on Epicurious, it'd absolutely get a 5 star review! My match...is the (EVEN!) harder part. I'm into contradictions in people. I think they're fascinating... Are you: optimistic yet real? Witty yet serious? Proper yet tacky? Smart yet stupid? Drunk yet sober? Are you: fun, quirky, interesting, AND, down to earth? If you answered yes to most of the above, we'll probably get along.
Gender:
Male
City:
New York
State:
New York