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Handle:
BeCynic
Essay:
Me: Intelligent, thoughtful, talkative, ambitious, witty, successful, and a smart ass ;-) You: Crazy*, Sexy, Cool *not literally The Plan: Drinks or dinner after a brief conversation via your preferred method; email, phone, text, FaceTime, hand written letter, morse code or singing telegram. Expectations: None other than to have the ability to not pee yourself from laughing so hard.
Gender:
Male
City:
Hollywood
State:
California