Grew up in San Diego and attempts to speak German (San Diego was discovered after the Germans after all according to Ron Burgundy), adores dogs, attacked by kittens, hides behind bottles of Stella for online dating site profile pictures, walks into sliding glass doors, friend had his nipple nearly bitten off by a fish, changes tenses, has stopped sentences in.
the middle of them. Hates people that text while walking down the stairs to BART stations Every time I laugh on gchat at my office I turn it into an awkward cough and instead it sounds like I'm drowning in an invisible pool.
Recently graduated from school, working as a web developer in the city. Having random travel adventures.