Hello Ladies. If you are looking for a completely normal guy, you've come to the right profile. I have a great job, don't live with my parents, and am completely honest and trustworthy. You won't find any shirtless photos that I've taken in my bathroom, and you won't see me sporting a skin tight and cheesy Ed Hardy shirt. I won't stalk you online and won't write you love poems before we meet. Frankly, that odds are great that I will never write anyone a love poem. :)
I am a guy. I enjoy watching and playing sports, and doing other 'guy' things. I have a soft spot for animals. I'm a bit old-fashioned so I will open the door for you and help you if you are being attacked by a bear. Although I enjoy doing guy things, I will be glad to take you to an occasional play, or wine tasting - if that's what you like. I'm even happy to watch chick flicks on occasion, because this is a two way street.
I'm looking for someone who is a warm, genuinely good person. I'd like to find someone who can make me laugh, likes to travel and doesn't mind watching sports with me...oh yes, you must also be cute.
I may just wink and not send an email at first. Yes, I know that is a bit rude, but I've found out that many girls here aren't actually paying members...and can't read or return emails...but apparently can waste my time and brilliant writing skills.
I like my job, but it requires me to travel often. When not traveling, I work downtown, so don't feel the need to ask "Where on Earth is Lake Bluff?"
And like most people write on their profile - "I enjoy having fun" - along with everyone else on the planet. By the way, if you wear crocs on a regular basis, please don't contact me.
In case you couldn't tell by now, I'm a bit sarcastic. Hope you are too.
