Way to follow directions haha. That's one strike. I enjoy a "wink" every now and then. I'm not positive on the social status of a "wink," but if it is equivalent to a "poke," then please just send me an email to eliminate the creepiness. Everyone's doing it.
I enjoy making people smile as much as possible. I also like to perfect the sarcasm and the witticism. Usually these mesh well. Challenges encouraged. Straight up - I enjoy an occasional tailgate or day drinking when the weather permits since this makes the night that much better. No good story ever started with someone eating a salad. Just so we are clear, alcohol is never the answer, but it does help forget the question sometimes, and it is technically a solution (according to chemistry).
I've been trying for years to take a good shirtless bathroom "selfie," but for some reason my phone doesn't allow it, and a "douche" error imessage comes up. Sorry to disappoint. I'm sure there's other dudes on here that you can get one from though. They seem like winners.
And please, with the pets. Seriously? The unoffical Match rules: you with pet = OK. Pet pic alone = violation. Please don't take offense to this, I'm just not into dating animals. I prefer women.
It's also pretty pathetic with some on here and their generic bios, no offense. Most girls say they want a "good guy," but when they meet him they keep him in the friend zone, chase after jerks, and end up heartbroken again. If it makes you feel any better, you can consider me a jerk then. Can't wait to hear from you, haha...xoxo
I hope you were entertained, and didn't doze off like the others on ZZZzzzzzzzz......