I’ve been told there are three rules for an online profile. Just three.be different, avoid hardcore racial slurs, and try to abstain from sentences that start with, “my cat and I like to.”
I'm from Miami and I moved away to New York for work for a few years and came back after my MBA.
I think the thing that stands out about me is my sense of humor, which I consider sarcastic and inappropriate at times, but never vulgar (well maybe sometimes). In the spirit of full disclosure my cooking skills are limited, misogynistic jokes are always appreciated and in my presence you will, at times feel objectified.
I love travelling. I know everyone says that, but my mentality is the further off the grid the better. Last year I lived in Spain and London and I have dual Irish citizenship. I ran with the bulls in Pamplona a couple years ago. (mostly because the Sun Also Rises is my favorite book.) I'm making the trip to South Africa in August and hope to do Everest base camp next year. Feel free to be in awe of any of this my ego will allow it.
I'm looking for someone with less than 3 children from three different women (ok I'll make the exception for 4 if you are a Libra and like Italian). Also, "preferable" if you don't have a prison record..unless it was for insider trading then I'm totally into it.
