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36 year old man
Fort Myers, Florida, United States

Seeking:
women 22-37
Within:
5 Miles of Fort Myers, Florida, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Regularly

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

That's a lie. I just wanted to get your attention.

No one really reads these. They decide if they like someone based on the photo. Maybe, they briefly skim the profile to see if he knows "your" from "you're" and "there" from "their".

Let's be honest. Neither of us are all that thrilled to be on here. And, neither of us is getting any younger.

And, if I don't get married and have kids soon, my parents are gonna think I'm gay.

So, if you're still reading at this point, I'll give you my spiel.

I'm smart. Stupid smart. I mean, very smart. Really. Very. You're never gonna win an argument. Ever. Sorry. Most people can't handle that. I know I couldn't.

And, I'm not unrealistic. I'm not searching for an intellectual equal. I'm just trying to find a nice girl whose looks rival my intelligence.

I'm pretty apprehensive about this thing. It seems strange to look for a "nice girl" on the internet when most of the girls I've seen on the internet have no clothing on, and/or are doing unspeakable things.

I've never actually been on a "Match" date, and doubt I will. I'm just actively browsing. So far, it seems that every girl on here has a sense of humor, loves dive bars, and appreciates sarcasm. I've traveled to over 20 countries and dated girls from every background and never met one who possesses any of those 3 qualities, let alone, all 3. Crazy.

And, it is impossible to figure out what any of you actually look like. Rather than putting a picture of yourself; you all put up 20 pictures of the same group of 3 to 6 girls. So, I have to scroll through everyone and try to figure out which girl is in every shot. It's exhausting. Maybe, you're (not your) single because you surround yourself with hotter chicks. Try getting uglier friends. Works for me.

Not that I'm any Adonis. Nor am I all that photogenic. Actually, I intentionally chose the worst possible pictures of me. After all, what is the point of working your ass off to get rich, if girls are just gonna want you for your good looks?
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I really do believe in and wish I had that storybook romance with a HS sweetheart. And that I was on my second or third version of her by now

But, it just didn't happen for me. Truth be told (not something I like to do). For the past decade or so, I was too busy working my ass off and drinking my face off to devote any time to a relationship. Hard work has gotten me to a place where I can afford to slack off a little bit and partying has gotten old.

Now, I want a real relationship. Based on real communication. Achieved through a thoughtful, healthy blend of sarcasm, satire, and Irony.

You still reading?

I guess I'll keep going, then.

Sports are my passion. Playing, not watching. I am insanely competitive. Another "quality" that is not the most endearing to the opposite sex. But, it has served me very well in every other facet of life.

I'm seldom serious. Never formal.

I'm a thinker. My brain never rests. Ever.
It also causes me to become easily distracted. Which doesn't work out so well on first dates.
But, it's never kept me from getting girls in bars. Which I am genuinely sick of. Truly. Which is why I'm on here.

And, I'm not just saying that. It's true. I'm really, really, good at picking up girls at bars. It's been perfected over the years. I sit there and drink. And when I see a really pretty girl, I just stare at her. Sometimes for minutes past the point of social comfort. Usually, they move to another section. Or whisper to their friends about the stalker/freak across the bar. But, sometimes, one of them approaches me and we hit it off.

So, I can always "get" a girl. But, I don't really want the girls i "get". The ones who approach weird guys in bars.

I want someone who is kind. A woman who is liked by kids and animals.

Who can actually tell when someone is being sarcastic and can really appreciate a good dive bar.

Interests:
Dining out, Movies/Videos, Exploring new areas, Playing sports, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Cycling, Football, Golf, Running, Skiing, Soccer, Tennis / Racquet sports, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Cancer
College:
University of Notre Dame, Notre Dame, IN
For fun:

Watching and playing sports. Tennis is my favorite

Favorite hot spots:

Prague, Amsterdam, west coast of Ireland, Key West, Chicago favorites are Stanley's, Irish Eyes, Wrigley, on the lake or the lakefront

Favorite things:

Real Housewives, Arrested Development, Tosh.O, Real Sports

Last read:

Atlas Shrugged, Reminiscences of a Stock Operator

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'11" (180cms)
Body type:
About average
Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
Blue, Brown, Grey, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
Occasionally
Drink:
Regularly
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference
Income:
$150,001+
$25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian

Half Irish, Half everything else

Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Christian / Catholic

Catholic school for 16 years

Languages:
English, Spanish
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college

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