Once upon time: The optimistic eyes of a single woman circulated at an inquisitive paste. She is a Lovely Princess, but where is her King. She opens the door to a mystic room and enters with great enthusiasm. There he is: her Knight In Shinning Armor. Princess-Lovely floats up to him with excitement in her smile and winks at him. After a couple of dates she finds out that his shinning armor is really plastic. In addition, she sadly discovered that his lance was pretty small and he lived in his Mother's Castle! She flies away on her Unicorn, sipping on a glass of her special love potion: Cabernet Sauvignon.
While flying through the Rainbow Forest, Princess-Lovely is startled when she sees the Wicked Witch of the West. Princess-Lovely thinks to herself "O heavens no", what the Fudge.....! Because behind the Witch’s broom she sees a sign that reads: Just Got Married! Who would have thought the Prince of Bel Air, would have married the Wicked Witch of the West, another sip of her love potion is in order!
Princess-Lovely began to think, will love ever find her. One day while at the pet store she meets a handsome man buying flea shampoo. In a deep voice he pontificates: Prince Charming at your service. To make a long story short, they began to date and fall deeply into love. They make passionate love, and she realizes this is no puppy love as he makes her howl like never before. His favorite position during cuddle time is doggy style. She doesn’t like that he has a harry back but that's no big deal because everything else is going great. However, one rainy romantic evening during a beautiful full moon she surprises her Prince Charming at his Castle. To her surprise she peers through his window and see's a Werewolf/Dog giving his kibbles and bits to some stank poodle.
Princess-Lovely thinks how could I have been so stupid! All the signs he was a Dog were there: Flea shampoo, Harry back, and Doggy style! She ........to be continued. For the conclusion of this story send me an email or a wink.
