A little about me: I am an 8th grade physics and chemistry teacher. I am new to the profession having previously lived and worked in New York in the field of veterinary medicine. I am a very confident, direct individual who loves to laugh and be surrounded by passionate, positive, and outgoing people. I enjoy traveling and also trying anything new and adventurous that gets the adrenaline going.
Ideally, I would like to find someone who is gregarious and intelligent with a sense of humor similar to mine. Someone who challenges me but can also make me laugh until it hurts. If you are sarcastic and witty I think we will get along fine. However, if you cringe watching Always Sunny, I am definitely not your girl. While I would like to connect with someone and have it develop into a relationship, I think it is important to move slowly and take things one day at a time. Physical attraction is important to me. I put effort into taking care of myself and I would expect the same in a partner. I am not interested in random hook-ups or casual dating.
I have a firm grasp on the art of ninja. I am willing to use these skills in order to weed through potential red flags……you know who you are.
You get major points for originality on your emails, but please just send one. And don't get creepy because...it's creepy.
Please for the love of all things holy...
*No pictures of your cat.
*No pictures of your sick abs in the bathroom mirror.
*No avid hikers or hippies - while I do enjoy the great outdoors, I can promise that, while you are relishing in the beauty of some nearby waterfall, I will be cursing you out and wishing I could kill you with my mind. Why? First, for forcing me to eat a nature bar that tastes like a mixture of gravel, cardboard, and pine nuts. Two, for my having pulled eight muscles scaling the side of some mountain in order to "oooh" and "aahhh" over some trees that look remarkably like the ones I have in my backyard. Lastly, I am a self-proclaimed klutz, meaning at some point I'll wind up on my face or my butt, and this never looks cute.
Best
Anne
P.S. If you are a stalker or serial killer or plan on becoming one in the next few years, please don't contact me and SHAME ON YOU!!
