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36 year old woman
Woodbury, Connecticut, United States

Seeking:
men 30-44
Within:
50 Miles of Woodbury, Connecticut, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'7" (170cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

I am an 8th grade physics and chemistry teacher. This has allowed me a serious appreciation for middle school humor. Clearly, I am my own publicist; however it is my feeling that this is one of the more impressive qualities we (as females) can ascertain. My general observations (not an expert by any means) have led me to believe the sense of humor of most men does not mature much past this age range. It is typically highly inappropriate and has the definite possibility of making you nauseous at some point. This is not meant as an insult, I truly appreciate the skill it has taken to sharpen this hilarity as well the startling cat- like reflexes you have certainly developed in the process. The cat- like reflexes form as a result of dodging many female fists, hands, shoes, wooden spoons (or instrument of your choice) over the years. I have a line graph that shows the correlation. I’ll bring it on a date.

I am a very direct individual who loves to laugh and be surrounded by passionate, positive, and outgoing people. I enjoy traveling and also trying anything new and adventurous that gets the adrenaline going. This means on weekends I strap on my Indiana Jones satchel and run away from giant boulders.

Outlandish as it may seem I have zero baggage and live a drama free life.

Dear online gentleman,

Get your red flags in check before attempting to email. I am sure you are aware drama and crazy cling to women like ducks to popcorn. This is bull-*S%$ free zone. I have trained with various ninjas and will put my skills to use if necessary.

Thank you

I play well with gregarious individuals that are intelligent and have a sarcastic/witty sense of humor similar to my own. While I would like to connect with someone and have it develop into a relationship, I think it is important to move slowly and take things one day at a time. Physical attraction is important to me. I put effort into taking care of myself and I would expect the same in a partner. I am not interested in random hook-ups/casual sex.


You get major points for originality on your emails, but please just send one. And don't get creepy because...it's creepy. So, while I realize my “no fly zone” may seem a bit judgmental please log on match as a woman and you will see that there are far to many men taking pictures with their kitty “Captain Meow." No, I am not new to the online dating rodeo, but rarely get to the point where I want it to turn into a date. I use the list to weed out some of the nonsense. If you would like to use some of my wisdom in your own profile it is 5$ per witty comment…I will find a way to make this online crap lucrative.

So here it is..
1. No fly if you have more pictures of your cat than of yourself
2. No fly if you have NO pictures and play it off as being because of your "career"
3. No fly if you have pictures of your sick abs in the bathroom mirror or your profile is a run down of your gym routine
4. No fly if you think the solar system was created to revolve around your massive ego
5. No avid hikers or hippies-, I feel I have paid my dues to the camping gods. So, I can promise while you are relishing in the beauty of some nearby waterfall, I will be cursing you out and possibly attempting to kill you with my mind. For three reasons I find difficult to argue…First, forcing me to eat a nature bar that tastes like a mixture of gravel, cardboard, and pine nuts. Second, for the cost of the ice packs and heating pad I will need to purchase after having pulled eight muscles (the ones doctors will laugh at after leaving their office) from having scaled the side of some mountain in order to gush over some trees that look remarkably like the ones I have in my backyard. Third, and probably the most important, I am a self-proclaimed klutz, meaning at some point I WILL wind up on my face or my butt, and this never looks cute.

Best
Anne
P.S. If you are a stalker or serial killer refrain from contact and SHAME ON YOU!!

Interests:
Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Cycling, Dancing, Running, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

Monster the English Bulldog

Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Aries
College:
University of Connecticut, Storrs, CT
For fun:

seach for Carmen Sandiego

Favorite hot spots:

Not sure they can be called "hot spots" but Patagonia and Costa Rica have been two of my favorite travel locations with Italy coming in as a close 3rd.

Favorite things:

Here we go!
Sci-fi movies, indie rock,80’s dance moves, English bulldogs, Gerber daisies, tattoos, UConn hoops, cover bands, karaoke, photography, go-carts, science museums, laughing so hard it causes physical pain, red wine and high heels.

Last read:

Divergent

I teach middle school so my book shelves look much like they would belong to a 13 year old girl.

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'7" (170cms)
5'10" (177cms) to 6'5" (195cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Green
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Light brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper, Silver, Dark blonde, Grey, Platinum, Bald
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Education / Teacher / Professor
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military, Retail / Food services, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Law enforcement / Security / Military, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design
Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
$50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Someday
Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

I am Irish with a wee bit of Irish

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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