Wanna know a secret?
I am one of the most brutally honest people that I know...Life is short why sugar coat the truth. Tell it like it is...I say "it is what is is" so often that it has become my answer to many of the worlds so called wonders. Want my advice? (it's a rhetorical question..I'm gonna give it to you regardless) Ask for what you want exactly the way you want it. Why settle for anything but the best life has to offer....You my friend are worth more than second class companionship. Now...your either with with me on this..in which case you are most likely nodding your head with one hand in the air shouting "preach!!!" or your thinking wow this girl is pessimistic.
Quite the opposite actually...I am an optimistic realist. I vow to keep it one hundred on here..(for those of you that don't have an "urban dictionary within arms reach that means I will be completely truthful..completely and unapologetically me. I know what people want to hear..I could feed you a bunch of lines about working out daily, eating salads and explain to you in great detail just how awesome I am...But then if I was to ever meet you I would have to keep up the fisad (not saying I'm not awesome) but if I had the time to work out for at least an hour a day I would most likely have the time to get out and meet people the old fashioned way.
Some people would say that I'm picky...and some people would be correct. I'm going to enlighten you and describe my ideal partner...WARNING: I am pretty sure such person does not exist so don't go getting intimidated by this. Here it goes...
My ideal partner would be attractive..taller than me (but who isn't I'm only 5'1). He would have a great smile and good teeth...pretty eyes, medium to dark complexion, with or without strategically placed facial hair. Nice hair or even shaved head (not completely bald though...I'm not looking for Mr. Clean here). He would have a nice body (this is where I'm not so picky..I would rather have a guy with a couple extra pounds over a guy that could rival my broom stick...(and no I'm not a witch but after reading this some of you may think I am a word that rhymes with it...thats ok though..remember "ask for exactly what you want).
I almost forgot the most important thing...the most important quality...the ultimate deal breaker so to speak...My ideal partner MUST be funny, preferably straight up hilarious...someone that is funny without even trying...someone who dosent stay up all night working on his "material". Lastly, I spent a lot of time furthering my education so I could have the career in which I have now..I think it would only be right to expect the same...I mean I don't judge, you could be working at a fast food place but as long as your ambitious and working towards a goal then I'll accept that too.
On a less intimidating note...By no means necessary do I think I am perfect. That's just one example of perfection...I have many more versions but no time for all of the versions of what I deem "an ideal partner". There is so much more I could tell you about myself but lets save that for another time...Or you could just ask...I'm pretty much an open book...a book with many chapters, a leather bound book, a hard to come by book, a best seller..(at least I think so).
Anyway, it's been good fellow match.comers I hope you have enjoyed my profile...I hope you took notes because there will be a quiz to follow! Just kidding...but if you email me I would hope that you would have taken the time to read this and not just base your opinion of me on pictures...I am more than my appearance..so are you :)
Lastly, what's with all the "wine tasters" on here? I have never encountered so many people/profiles that are avid wine tasters...It's pretty funny..I mean I only clicked on "wine tasting" because that's what I'm currently doing right now.
Talk Soon,
Angel__Lynn
