Personally I think getting to know someone is more personal than laying it all out in a short summary. I value one on one interaction.
That being said:
Simply...I'm down to earth, honest to a fault, and I'm not a game player. I work as a nurse and am very dedicated to my job. I am over the bar scene and just want to meet new people! I'm looking for someone who gets me and my oddly cynical sense of humor!
My best pick up line: "you have great veins!" ;)
Also...If you are Jason Segal or Vince Vaughn please let me know