I hate this "describe yourself" stuff, but here goes...I've decided that I really won't accept anything less than a pirate who owns a palace atop a picturesque hill who has posed for the cover of GQ and watches Family Guy. But seriously, I am very career-driven. I am a homebody. I am also divorced with one child at the ripe old age of 29, so obviously, I've had some hurdles in my life that I've had to overcome. Last, I'm awesome. Just FYI.
Can you deal?