I moved two Denver over three years ago, from NYC. I am told by many, mostly police officers, that I still drive like a New Yorker. I am originally from NJ (insert Snooki joke here), and go back East to see my friends and family as often as I can. I call my parents by their first names (they humor me and answer, they're the best). I see nothing wrong with replenishing electrolytes from a good workout with a margarita. Whenever I'm in a bar with a jukebox (which is often) I play as much Hall and Oates and 90's RB as possible, because let's be serious, that's what everyone wants to hear. I set myself on fire once on a first date. I show people I care by cooking for them, have been to the ER 3 times for stitches recently, and sliced off the tip of my finger (it grew back!). I love NFL football and can have very intelligent conversations about it (my team won two of the last 4 Super Bowls, what about yours?!) and have a growing appreciation for college sports and country music. I also won "nicest smile" in my high school AND middle school yearbooks.
I am hoping to meet someone tall, funny (it's tiring being the only funny one in a relationship), knows what they want and can communicate it, and is an honest and hard working guy. Someone old enough to be my dad is a bit creepy, so please stop winking at me creepy old dudes.
Also, if he has a puppy and I want to rip his clothes off everytime I see him, that would be nice too.
