I guess I'm smart, funny and honest...and looking for the same. (Oh... 200 characters minimum, huh?) Well, I'm a midwesterner who's lived in Manhattan, her whole adult life... I work with animals. I'm a really bad surfer and a really bad snowboarder... but I'm always the first one out there and the last one to come in... there, how was that?
Wait, I have a question. Why do so many of you gentlemen reference Thomas Crown in your usernames and profiles? Is that who most ladies like? Art Thieves?