Well, well, well....what to write? Really fun, romantic, cool guy who has been in an on again/off again dating coma for the past few years. I do most of the same things the guy in the previous profile you read does, but without the baggage that he likely has. I'm certainly much more interesting than the next profile you'll wander to. I'm a proud parent, a hard worker of my own business and I have a goofy english bulldog who has as much charm as I do, but he's substantially better looking.
A typical date for us:
Wild nights in Havana, you in a revealing ballgown with high heels, me in a tuxedo with top hat and tails. We drink expensive wine, sample exotic caviar before kicking up our heels on the crowded dance floor. We take a much needed breather from our flamenco dancing, overtip the band with a fistful of hundreds, then spontaneously decide to jet off to Paris for a late breakfast of escargo and whatever else people in Paris eat. Later, we run with the bulls in Pampelona before we carve our initials into the Great Wall of China.....
Or....we could meet for coffee. I'm easy that way.
