Let's cross a few things off the list first-- I am not a world traveler, I am not a marathon runner, I am not adventurous with food, and I do not speak six languages.
On the flip side, I am a big fan of laughing (in all of its forms), going to dive bars with friends, working, chocolate pudding milkshakes, and long conversations with comfortable silences.
In the interest of full disclosure, I will reveal here that I use a wheelchair (I can make the explanation as interesting as you'd like). Other than the fact that I spend a lot of time sitting, I am perfectly healthy and most people find that sooner than later it turns out to be not that big of a deal. Are you over it yet?