I'm 5'8" tall (5'10" with heels!). I live in pretentious Orange County. I have a "normal" family, relatively speaking. An older female sister, an older male brother, and two older parents, one of each sex. Ask me what instrument to play and I'll pick the drums. I am a musician and can play the secret door-knock song on my car horn and the steering wheel. I am comfortable sitting at home wearing jeans as well as going out and wearing jeans - or if I'm feeling Hillbilly I'll wear my cutoff jeans! I was assembled in the US, but my parts are 50% from Italy and 50% from places I can't say.
I am not-so-well traveled but I am willing to learn. I'd like to go to the old country, Italy, and to exotic places like Jamaica and Compton. I have never been in a mental institution, but there is still time. If you THINK I should be admitted from what you've read so far, please keep reading and I will have you thoroughly convinced by the end.
I love the outdoors and am usually outside doing something when I'm not working on my house. I do not watch much TV or Sports but once in a while I'll watch my Patriot's win! I also love to ride my Harley. If you don't like bikes that's OK but don't tell me I can't ride. I prefer someone who wants to ride with me, either on the back of mine or riding her own - I have two so if you have your license you can ride one of mine. I am a DIY'er (Do It Yourself'er) around the house and cars/motorcycles. I THINK I can fix EVERYTHING but I CAN fix MOST things! I am in the middle of a kitchen remodel but when I'm finished I can cook you up a great meal! :)
Things I enjoy are: Riding (Harley), Hiking/Backpacking, Skiing, Rock Climbing (outside or gym), Snowshoeing, Mt Biking, Soccer, boating/kayaking/paddling, fishing, 4 Wheeling, working on my house, and shopping at Wal*Mart! - OR anything you can come up with. I am VERY familiar with Lowe's, Home Depot, and the Yellow Pages!
Oh, I'm not much of a planner. I do things spontaneously. If you're coming over to visit, bring EVERYTHING! Clothes/boots/ skiis/shoes/helmet/backpack . . . you just never know with me. However, if YOU like to plan, great, just tell me when, where, and what and I'm there. And you can convince me to watch a chick flick once in a while as long as I get to have some popcorn and Jujubes!
I like alternative music like Creed, Blink 182, Limp Bitzkit, and less obscure songs like Happy Birthday and the Twilight Zone theme song. I love to go swing dancing, but unlike those GAP commercials, I can't freeze time. However, with enough alcohol, I know I can swing . . . from a tree!
I'm a joker, I'm sarcastic, and not all my jokes are funny. Sometimes I make a bad joke and, well, you'll just have to let that one go. Even the best comedians have a bad joke now and then. Have you heard the one about the Monkey and the Beachball . . . LOL
Please tell me that my profile is stupid, sucks, its great, or I'm a friggin' Genious - for any reason, write to say HI! (I guess I'm not a genius, I misspelled it the first time around) I think I'm a little ADD so you'll never know what I may be doing when you come over (Don't go there! LOL) but I will stop to show you that shiny thing I just found . . .
If you look closely at my pics, you should find a way to say Hello! Rockwarrior a_t ho_t_mail_d-o-t c-o-m, remove the "_"!
I have a son who is older and can take care of himself - no baby momma drama! So I am free to do what I want when I want. Only thing that stops me from doing things is not having a partner to share the experience with!
