I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Children trust me. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge and I frolic. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
Ok, so on a serious note, I'm looking for someone that can still have a good time, but isn't at the bars every weekend. I'm really into being active and I generally eat very healthy. So unless you have Supermodel genetics, I'm looking for the same attitude towards life. Things that are important to me would be my family, God, friends, my career, working out, watching or playing hockey and being around people that don't take things too serious and aren't afraid to laugh at themselves. I'm very sarcastic and have a playful personality. I do have a serious side of me, but I don't bring that home from work and nobody wants to read that on here anyway.
