Looking for my last ffirst date. I enjoy drinking, smoking pot and self-righteous indignation. I have above average intelligence but try to appear dumber by affecting a world-weary air and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda driven jokes.
You I hope are are a whiny bitter shallow narcissist with a misplaced sense of entitlement, unrealistic expections and feelings that you've never gotten your just dues. Your emotional baggage we can just add to the stew to make it more interesting. In time you will become cooly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you are codependent. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would perfer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills.
What I'm looking for: Age is unimportant, but I will condescend to younger women with father images and older women wanting to rehash divorce issues with someone who will listen and agree with their side.
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