I am confident, outgoing, and enjoy long walks on the beach at night... I could eat honey bunches of oats for every meal and be content with life. My days consist of hating llamas, work, food, and sleep. I also secretly like Taylor Swift. I hate vegetables and meter maids. I like to cook, I like to run, I like to read, and I like jumping around and rocking out at concerts.
Bonus points if you do not try to get me to dance because I have a major lack of coordination.
My idea of the perfect date is going to a petting zoo and feeding all the animals except the llamas, or walking around putting quarters in almost expired parking meters to combat the evil of meter maids.
P.S. I hold doors open for women because my mom taught me well.
P.P.S. If you have duck face photo's please don't talk to me
