MY IDEAL MATCH...
1.hates beer and ice cream
2. thinks camel-toe is sexy
3. believes personal hygiene is optional
4. is uneducated and unemployed
5. lives with his mother and six cats
6. must order all meals at restaurants and never leave a tip
7.sides with the pigs in Animal Farm
8. thinks looks are everything
9. has a combover
10. spends a minimum of 12 hours a day on the sofa
11. always sees the glass half empty
12. never tells me what he is thinking
13. knows the difference between a kegel and a kugel
14. refuses to eat meat
15. has no sense of irony
and thats all I have to say about that.
