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49 year old man
Quartz Hill, California, United States

Seeking:
women 35-121
Within:
25 Miles of Quartz Hill, California, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (3)
Want kids:
No
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
I'll tell you later
Drink:
Never

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

WARNING: Only those with a sense of Humor need read... (please read all the way k)

Looking for a woman who does not cook, clean, or work, I want to meet someone that requires long vacations, someone who will steal, lie, and cheat, someone who will embezzle money from my Company.

My perfect little bride must also require a maid to do all of the chores; qualified candidates must also burden me with little unappreciative snot nose step kids. It would be a ‘plus’ if my new Woman could have her controlling parents move in with us too.

I like my gal to sit around the house all day in her sweats and do nothing. I insist my new partner accept that I pay for lawn and pool care. That special someone should also know that wasting food is ok and must enjoy spending $400.00 per week at Costco for sh!t that we will just throw away. She must enforce that our children have absolutely no chores and ridicule me in front of them.

I want a gal who will let the children 'run amuck' then blame me for the result thereto. I’m looking for that special someone who will be demanding and heartless, someone who never wants sex would be perfect. She must have absolutely no integrity, morals or standards. (ok that was redundant)

My new ‘honey bunny’ must also be willing to contribute drugs and alcohol to minors and allow or be a part of those ‘teen parties’ while I’m slaving at work ~ out of town 16 hours a day in 115 degree weather.

My perfect gal must also threaten me with Children Services and use the kids as pawns for financial gain. A habitual liar is what I’m looking for ~ someone who cheats the system ~ someone who will leave me with all of the tax liability would be my dream girl!


Only experienced women will be considered. Applications for this position will continue to be accepted until placement occurs. Thank you, Human Resources Department, a division of: I Can’t Wait To Be Screwed Again, Inc. P.O. Box somewhere on the Interstates, USA

Ok, if you read this far I only have one more thing to say. Ok two things. # 1. Do you really think we both will get our needs met if we live more than 50 to 100 miles from each other; answer: really? # 2. Ask yourself why you’re here, the answer is simple: We are all practically looking for the same thing. So why is it so hard to find a person within a reasonable distance?

(ok then, more than two things to say) ha.

I'm a very strong minded person who is open and honest with everyone.My friends say I have a wicked sarcastic sense of humor. I have been very active in my kids lives, i.e, soccer coach, referee, PTA, field trips, cheerleading, plan their B-Day parties, hours and hours of home work; I can honestly say I have done more for them then their Mom ever has. I am currently retired as I have put in my time.

I sure would like to meet someone that wants to have a no nonsense relationship, somebody who is in touch with their feelings; so where are you then! Geez, who would have ever thought we would all end up here huh? UGH, it's almost like we are all fishing, and guess who's the bait? WE ARE!! Aw what the heck' we're all here for the same reason, to find that special someone? I don't know about you, but isn’t it exhausting looking thru all those profiles?! There are allegedly one billion soul(s) on this planet, and yet I only want one, how hard could it be to find one? ha ha...

It would be a pleasure to meet someone with quality morals and standards; someone who won't have a major personality disorder 'six months down the road' ~ "so to speak" I am a sincere person who wants to have fun and be committed to his Queen. I'm very happy with my life raising my kids. My children are treasures to me, and like air, 'I need them to breathe'..

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Political interests, Religion/Spiritual
Sports & exercise:
I'll tell you later
Exercise habits:
I'll tell you later
Pets:
I have Cats, Dogs, Fish, Other
Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Scorpio
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Lately for fun i have been spending a lot of time with my two daughters. I am basically their taxi, and I love it... Mario Cart has been a lot of fun with them too... ha ha. Now as far as adult fun, i like to do anything possible with the one i love.

Favorite hot spots:

Sorry ladies, I kind of like more quiet places, I'm not into the "crazy bar thing" as those days are long gone for me.. Currently i find myself hanging around the house, I LOVE IT as i'm retired. As far as travel, well twist my arm, when do we leave.

Favorite things:

Hmm, favorite thing to eat huh? I'll have to get back to you on that.(wink). Playing in the rain and mud with the 4x4 is fun. My most Favorite thing (next to being a Dad) is staying home having that 'cuddle' time with the one I love; I hope it's you.

Last read:

Hmmm the last thing I read,, My divorce papers, JK LOL. I have to admit i would rather see the movie than read the book, However if i had to make a choice it would be "The SEVEN HABITS of HIGHLY EFFECTIVE PEOPLE. Or simply just a newapaper.........

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
I'll tell you later
No Way, Occasionally, Daily, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Never
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Retired
No preference

After 35 long years I'm finally done with work... I know what your thinking; "No way 35 years, he's only48 Thats right folks, i started young, very young, self educated and became a business owner by the time i was 19 years old. Now, just RR.

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (3)
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
No
No
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other
Faith:
Christian / Other
Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other

I pray every day and with the kids, however I hardly ever go to Church anymore... I believe and all that but I'm just not fanatical nor do I preach onto others, Live and let live... Mutual respect is what it's all about.

Languages:
Dutch, English, Spanish
English, Other
Education:
I'll tell you later
Some college

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