Do you have any raisins?? No? How about date?
Terrible I know...Now where to begin. I guess introducing myself might work. My name is Don and I'm a libra. What that means I'm not sure, I just know it's a scale. I don't want to waste your time creating a profile describing myself with same old adjectives you'll read in 97% of profiles. "Outgoing, smart, honest, goal oriented, loyal, adventurous, easy-going, with a great sense of humor" You should already be those things if you're looking to meet someone! Or do people prefer "introverted, dumb, liar, lazy, cheater, boring, pain in the ass, who doesn't laugh"?
Short bio about me: I got my degree in economics, which I strangely enjoy, and work full time as an analytic's analyst. Basically I look for answers to questions nobody has asked. You'll never want to shop with me because I take forever. I drink tea almost every morning and cannolis are my favorite dessert. I always want to learn something new. I'm a dog guy but I like cats too. Sometimes I'm out with my friends other times I'm at home by myself. I'm sure we have that in common.
What I'm looking for: Fun, witty, and adventurous (break me out of my comfort zone).
If you’d like to know more say “Hi”. I didn’t reveal a lot about myself for you to read on purpose. I'd rather we chat, talk, engage in conversation to get to know each other instead of us reading through a long page.