Here is where I am supposed to describe myself so a total strangers can evaluate and judge me. I would like to think that I am not a very complicated person but after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a train wreck. Damn these profiles! Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:
-I can’t snap or whistle but I can blow a mean double bubble.
-I can’t roll my tongue but I can cross my eyes but I wish it were the other way around.
-My sister and I were born four years and a day apart, which I still think is the worst birthday present I ever received. (Kidding love her a lot)
-I have scored a basket in basketball game, a goal in both hockey and soccer but have never hit a home run in baseball during a game (bar league softball does not count) but I was hit twice in the thigh in the same game. I think that is personally more impressive because what are the odds of that?
-Reading the Snapple fact of the day from the cap of a bottle of Snapple makes me happy.
-I can nail just about any movie quote. Proving once and for all that I know everything about nothing.
-One time I tried out for Jeopardy and doing so actually proved that I don’t know everything about nothing so ignore that last statement.
-There is nothing better when your girlfriend leaves your apartment but it still smells like her (note: I am talking about general odor not well…um you know)
-I think I am solid poker player or at least I like to think I am
-One time I fell down a flight of stairs in the middle of a lecture center while coming in late to a class in college.
-I am a good DJ but I have NO other musical talent, and not even spinning. I can just change cds with a good music selection. So after further thought, I guess I don’t have any musical talent
-Question: why do people write checks in the fast lane at the supermarket? I hate that.
-I hate the smell of theme park water
Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in his life. I have been told over and over that I am a “keeper” but I haven’t found someone that I have felt worth sharing my life with. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life or that wants to dress me up as a cop and have me “arrest her”. (Either one works for me.)
If any of this interests you or want to learn more, drop me a message. (I can’t believe you actually read that entire thing.)